Shot down. I have no luck with girls.

It’s only been one day without, and I must say, I already feel 10x less anxious.

I was just laying in bed and smacked my own nipple because I saw it out of the corner of my eye and thought it was a bug on my chest.

I am so strung out. I need to sleep but I just can’t do it!

Somebody have sex with me then sing me a lullaby.

Matt and myself being ourselves. We won matching switchblade combs at the arcade because we’re awesome.

Fact: Girls stalk harder than dudes.

newyork-cityshopper:

Clueless

I got a cute young lady’s number tonight. Her name is Chenoa. :}

It’s Friday night and I have no friends.

Decided to stop smoking weed again so that I can attempt being social.

Also, I’d really like to find myself a lady. I realize this is implied, however, I think I might actually be ready for a relationship this time around.

Ok, cool.